So my munchkin is currently taking a nap. Instead of napping along with him I drank a cup of coffee (instant hazlenut with Silk Very Vanilla soymilk). Wow. Just now (after writing the coffee sentence) I had to break up a fight on my tree-lawn. There were about 20 15-year olds there. The only thing that got them to move was threatening to bring out my dog (who would have barked like hell and strained to get to them so he could give them all kisses.) I got called a "white bitch". Nice. I can't remember what else I had to say. . .